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Silence Demotivational Poster


SILENCE! - He'll kill you




SHUT UP -




NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...


TAGS: headphones farts does not silence
Rating: 4.58/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:20 am
Especially at a bust stop sister move down wind


HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND -


TAGS: silence
Rating: 4.88/5

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Sean - April 5, 2014, 12:44 pm
And around the edges is darkness, my old friend. Love it.
TheUserNameLeft - September 1, 2011, 2:34 am
Love it.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 31, 2011, 1:36 am
You never hear such beautiful words like these from anybody. ANYBODY.
Derek - August 30, 2011, 11:48 pm
I've been transported to the Tate Modern


VITAL STATISTICS -


TAGS: candor silence advice humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

ughomer - January 24, 2015, 6:38 am
Genius, LG! 5L for this one.
lgvernon - January 23, 2015, 12:27 am

I'm'unna tell her you said that...
rerun - January 22, 2015, 7:27 pm

My wife carries an extra 220 pounds, just a few times a week if I'm lucky.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 3:29 pm
somebody needs a nap
lgvernon - January 22, 2015, 12:47 pm

Shaddup, GAryO. You're only alive because it's too d*** far for me to walk from Wyoming to the West Coast. I love this painting. If you were here, I'd feed it to you, one canvas bite at a time.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 8:40 am
Heard one sing once. Mentioned that 'for a big girl, she sure could belt out a tune...then it hit me.
MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 12:55 am
5Love it!
mizzdizz - January 21, 2015, 9:38 pm
Too true!! 5L


SILENCE KILLS ME -


TAGS: silence thinking leads
Rating: 4.78/5

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mariand - December 22, 2011, 4:35 am
nice
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 7:28 am

wow. hugely demotivating. nice


SILENCE IS GOLDEN - So Shut Up And Get Rich




SILENCE -


TAGS: powerful scream silence
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

djrcreative - January 15, 2012, 9:30 pm
o/ Sometimes [though] the sound of "goodbye" is louder than any drum beat. o/
CloudchaserS - January 5, 2012, 10:54 am
In space, no one can hear you scream
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 6:50 pm
Lots Of The Times It's The Best Way !
Zetmonk - January 4, 2012, 10:03 am
Hectic. Awesome pic too.
Reality Lord - January 4, 2012, 7:09 am

creeped the crap outta me....niiiiiiiice :)


SILENCE PLEASE!!!! -


TAGS: man need silence sometimes mariand
Rating: 4.69/5

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Tarapin - August 2, 2011, 3:38 pm
Boot to the head Oh, wait...where's the boot?
mariand - August 2, 2011, 12:13 am
huh...I didn't know there are women around here


THE WOUNDS OF WAR NEVER HEAL - the survivors grow old and one day embrace the silence of the dead




SILENCE IS GOLDEN - Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.


TAGS: silence
Rating: 3.46/5

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Iconoclast - February 22, 2012, 11:21 pm
The quote is from Abraham Lincoln. Your Motifakes would be better if you attributed your quotes to the person who said it.
ICEMAN - February 22, 2012, 8:44 pm
Again?


DISTANT -


TAGS: silence rejection distant
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 1:44 am
Creepy, menacing, unsettling and has a stalker tone to it. I like it!
Sho - June 9, 2012, 12:28 am
Great picture. Great caption. 5L


LIFES JOURNEY -


TAGS: ships that pass in the night and speak in passing only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness so on the ocean of life we pass and speak only a look and a voice then darkness again and a silence
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:43 am
WOW!²
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:50 am
WOW!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:40 pm
Rerun, you've outdone yourself.


Hush! -




LET'S TALK ABOUT TALKING -




SILENCE - Is SILVER...




The Ameican Hippie -




Musical Gophers -


TAGS: silence gopher composer masterpiece
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 3:11 pm

"I gave myself permission to submit it here" - mighty generous of you! 5Ls for the funny, and hell, another 5Ls for the poster, too!


ALEISTER CROWLEY -


TAGS: interrupt silence
Rating: 4.73/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 26, 2012, 8:33 pm
It's the Hemmingway to go.


NINJA KITTEN - I iz da Ninja who sitz in Silence!!!


TAGS: kitten cute ninja silence silentkill
Rating: 2.09/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 1:47 am
cute, but not something you'd want to see in poster-form


UNFETTERED ORATORS -




SILLENCE IS GOLDEN -


TAGS: silence golden saying
Rating: 4.63/5

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maoworks2 - February 12, 2012, 8:25 am
Yes Hear Hear !


R.I.P. - Farrah Fawcett June 25, 2009 The Day the Fapping Died


TAGS: farrah fawcett the day that even the most dedicated fappers stopped for a moment of silence
Rating: 3.2/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:45 pm
That was a crazy time of dead celebrities. Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Billy Mays, one after another, all in the same week, with David Carradine and Michael Jackson not too far off.
Mooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:45 am
Wow, Sean. You butchered Don almost as well as Madonna did.
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:23 pm
Sean; To save the possible emails, which I hate, here is the link :-) http://www.flickr.com/ph**os/ftachaser357/sets/72157602561037327/
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:19 pm
Sean; As soon as I hit the submit b***on, I knew that I spelled Don's last name wrong. MY BAD. I also have NO bad ph**os about Charlie. I think he was like 15 or 16 when he was in the movie. He was really cool, for his age. NOW, Patrick was another story.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:18 pm
... and then we could blackmail the dude together. Hope that didn't sound too weird.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:17 pm
It might be easier to attach a couple of those pics to a PM and send them to me that way, if you don't mind. But thanks again for the offer.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:15 pm
That's neat, man. And I'm sure he'd now pay you not to tell. But not to be a Lyric Nazi or anything, but I was just quoting Don McLean.
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:12 pm
Sean; Email me in private at: ftachaser357@yahoo.com and I will share with you the ph**os, from the movie set. :-)
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:10 pm
Sean; You said Charlie Sheen. You should my ph**os on Flickr, when I was the Military Tech Advisor to the movie Red Dawn. Ohhhhh, the stories I can tell :-)
Sean - June 25, 2009, 7:24 pm
... and the three men I admired the most, Hugh Hefner, Charlie Sheen, and Ron Jeremy, caught the last train for the coast ... the day the fappage ... died. And we were singin' bye bye Farrah ... Buh-Bye ... *sigh*
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 6:59 pm
Gotta love Don McLain and American Pie. PIE? Did someone just say PIE?
Sean - June 25, 2009, 6:40 pm
... and I knew that if I had my chance, I could make that little monkey dance ... and maybe I'd be happy for a while ... but Ms. February make me quiver, with every stroke that I delivered ... bad news on the doorstep ... I couldn't take one more step ...
BoneCD - June 25, 2009, 2:49 pm
*bows down before the one true goddess*
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 2:35 pm
Stopping in mid-stroke and bowing my head for a moment of silence.


peace -


TAGS: silence solutude alone quiet peace
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - April 4, 2014, 1:28 pm
I can relate to this. 5L
Greeny - April 4, 2014, 5:42 am
I think this place is more for your own personal therapy - and not that of others.
jonny5 - April 4, 2014, 12:02 am
If what I've done helps a single person to live a more well adjusted life, I'm probably using this website incorrectly.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:51 pm
5L thanks...my new explanation for my social anxiety!


The Endangered Speeches -




anonymous profile -


TAGS: anonymous profile silence of the lambs buffalo bill
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - April 1, 2014, 6:23 pm
Ya I Know What You Mean The Smell.5L's.


Silence Of The Lambs -




the Sound of Silence -


TAGS: simon garfunkel rain weather silence no raindrops on my window
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 7:48 pm
Bingo.
EmilioDumphque - February 1, 2014, 3:23 am
A Californian.


Better Silent & Thought a Fool -




THE SILENCE -


TAGS: the silence
Rating: 4.88/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2014, 2:13 pm
Well, glory be..it IS Saturday. The perfect reason to get a head start on my Sunday nap. Gotta go to the liquor store first. Some bastard drank the last of the good stuff and left me the empty.
spacedog - March 15, 2014, 2:01 pm
Is it Sunday in your (prefrontal)hemisphere?
steve1961 - March 15, 2014, 1:31 pm
K
MissPriss - March 15, 2014, 1:17 pm
Aw Greeny, now ya done made steve all sad 'membering his good old days (maybe that's why we don't see him much anymore?) A 5L vote and a little cheering up...I don't always wear a bra. But when I don't I can't put my arms straight down by my sides.
GaryO - March 15, 2014, 12:47 pm
I s’pose I should say sumpm trite here about not playing with a full deck, but that’d cause me to sit here and await your predictably mordant reply (of which I would enjoy) and would disturb this wonderful mid Sunday morn nap I’m falling in and out of.
steve1961 - March 15, 2014, 11:22 am
No deck...just a balcony...but thanks. :)
GaryO - March 15, 2014, 6:16 am
No, you just got what I need. But I’m good now. You can go back playing with yer deck.
steve1961 - March 15, 2014, 4:26 am
Do I look like a Doctor?
GaryO - March 14, 2014, 11:30 pm
HAH!
Greeny - March 14, 2014, 9:22 pm
Heh, 90yr old Pengen
GaryO - March 14, 2014, 8:30 pm
Stevie, why you no post more? I’m type A anemic in the acerb dept.


Vows of Silence -




raise hell -




He said, she said! -


TAGS: silence is golden
Rating: 4.78/5

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MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 4:49 pm
Been there done that extremely recently...wasn't too bad until I called them phuknuts. Too bad I never got a 5L t-shirt to put in my scrapbook.


The Name Of The Game -




IRONY -




PREDATORS - rely on a victims silence...




I - Never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.




YOU SAY THE MIDDLE EAST HAS NO FREEDOM OF SPEECH -


TAGS: freedom speach choice smoking silence
Rating: 3.44/5

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Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:54 am
haha 2 bucks here.
CANADA - February 4, 2011, 12:17 am
15 bucks a pack for smokes here :(
Hawamleh - June 27, 2010, 9:34 am
Yea and they sell them to minors, hell a liter of vodka is aproximatly 10$ its pretty cheap here in jordan..
Fritz0817 - June 26, 2010, 5:51 pm
1.50 a pack? wow that's cheap.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 2:06 pm
Lol Smn Just one lion bombed all my posters :D


BANDAGE -




appreciation of silence -


TAGS: appreciate silence savor world
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 16, 2015, 9:56 pm
LA, yet another excellent poster! 5L
JesusWept - August 16, 2015, 2:22 pm
Great! L L L L L


busted -


TAGS: arguing women comparison arrested words silence
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 26, 2015, 11:43 pm
thanks 'cern now just shut up and dance with me...sorry just had to be said ;)
concern3 - September 26, 2015, 4:49 am
all men realize that there is not a correct way to argue with a woman. but a 5er is in order
MissPriss - September 25, 2015, 3:57 pm
Oh 'sod...it's not how you use the silence it's all in when you use it...teehee!
Oldsod - September 25, 2015, 3:50 pm
That doesn't help either...my silence gets used against me as well...


neglected -


TAGS: please forgettable silence
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:21 pm
In silence, the suffering must be done, Until the need for loneliness is done, And with bravery and persistence, the battle is won, and you emerge into the sun, To face a brand new day! My poetry sucks. Consider it a tribute to your ability to inspire! 5L
kirill - January 13, 2015, 12:01 pm
5


Self-Confidence -


TAGS: solitude silence truth sundog crap
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 26, 2014, 11:18 am
Sundogs!
Sho - November 26, 2014, 1:29 am
5/f
ipaprime - November 26, 2014, 12:57 am
And so is everyone else in the world.


too much to take -


TAGS: overwhelm destroying thought think silence
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 16, 2015, 6:15 pm
Awesome! Silence is deadly! 5 goth lions!


TACITURNITY -


TAGS: deadly silence
Rating: 4.83/5

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lgvernon - September 5, 2015, 8:17 pm

Thanks, Dizz!
mizzdizz - September 5, 2015, 1:22 am
Too often, too true, physically and figuratively. Excellent, IgV! 5 goth lions!


silence is deadly -


TAGS: silence
Rating: 4.79/5

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GaryO - November 30, 2014, 8:40 pm
wait....was that sarcasm?
GaryO - November 30, 2014, 8:39 pm
Uh, pretty sure that’s when ya gotta watch yer six, even while sleeping...especially while sleeping
mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 12:36 pm
Not too many guys figure this out! They think everything's fine. Good insight, Rerun! 5 truly impressed lions!
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 10:12 am
5L
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 10:11 am
Yeppers. 100% agreed, and especially so if said woman is culturally a Kapampangan.


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